I've received quite a few emails
from people who've been offended by something they ran across while
visiting my web site... Those folks are Religious Zealots, Minorities, Majorities, the Right, the
Left, Animal Lovers, and a few more "types" of people. I've
even been threatened
by Witches for considering their web sites to be wwweird! There were
also a couple of webmasters who threatened me with litigation just for
linking to their web site. I'm grateful for the US Constitution... I'm
allowed to think their fu@king site is wwweird if I want to - I'm also
allowed to share that with you if I choose! And I do!
The wwweirdest request I've had
though, is without a doubt the email I received from some nutty woman
almost begging me to
extend her son's time (life) because The Death Clock
said he was
going to expire soon... C'mon! Get the fu@k outta here lady!
Well
anyway, I'm still here! I
guess the spells and threats haven't taken me out yet!
So, basically here's the
drill people:
- Get offended
easily? Get the fu@k off of my web! Go somewhere else where you
won't be offended.
- There are many RUDE and OFFENSIVE
web sites on the Internet. If
I think they're funny or wwweird, I
will try to link to
as many of them as possible.
- I personally did
not publish the sites I link to, to the Internet. I
have no control over what they say or do.
- The views of the publisher may
be different from my own - then again, maybe not!
- You may not have a sense of
humor, but a lot of people do.
- You may not like wwweirdness, but a lot of people do.
- I like the wwweirdness and I
don't give a rat's ass if you like it or not.
- The Webmasters of
the sites being linked to may not have intended for the material
to be ww weird. If it's listed here, I think it's ww weird!
- You may not think
a particular site is ww weird... I think it's ww
weird.
So, if you are easily
offended, don't even bother going to the sites in this repository. You
will just get pissed off, and, as you can see by the statement above, nobody but you will
even care!
Don't email me with an
"I'm Offended" attitude either. Just go straight to the Interactive
Complaint Department and take care of business there. It was developed at a very high cost
to provide you with immediate assistance and to achieve positive
results ending in your ultimate satisfaction. Go
there now.
If you don't think you'll be
offended by viewing the funniest sites on the web, please enjoy yourself and have a nice day! :-)
-The WierdMeister
